In a nod to National Spouses Day and all the couples out there searching for the key to a happy marriage, we’re sharing a page out of the book of “What NOT to Do,” courtesy of Cush and his patient wife Andrea.

Today, we learn two lessons:

1. If given only $6, buy your spouse’s favorite ice cream, not your own.  And don’t lie about it, like Cush would. We get Andrea’s reaction, and it goes about as well as you’d expect.
2. If you spend your free time doing more fun bonding activities with your work spouse than you do your actual spouse, don’t let your work spouse tell them! Hunter spills the beans to Andrea and the words, “Hunter, is my marriage over??” were said.

Happy Spouses Day, everyone. And remember what you’ve learned here.

Part 1: Cush’s Wife Andrea

Part 2: Andrea MAD