Epic night with Jimmie Allen at Firefly Distillery. Thank God, we have Jessica. Welcome to the first “Jessica’s Drunk Concert Review.” This is a job Jessica takes seriously. Here is what we know:

• Wine in a can is equal 2.5 glasses and two is like an entire bottle.
• The new official shot of Hanahan is Pink Whitney perfect for pre-gaming.
• Mix that and a Bend & Steel from Firefly, and you have a party.
• It all happened…Picnic table fail.
• Waiting at porta John even though she had an all access pass, almost threw hands with Jimmie Allen’s guests.
• Eating Home Team BBQ, but then going to pee mid-bite.
• Singing off-key.

Bruises are being discovered even as we speak…