Sam Ellliot is such a legit boss. I am pretty sure every dude out there wants to age this way. The ‘stache, the hair, the swag. And Doritos has thrown down hard for Super Bowl 54.
This is the most amazing mash-up EVER!
#SamTownRoad
Whoa! “Ain’t nobody ain’t tellin’ Sam nuthin.”
Then Lil Nas X shows up and throw some #BassQuake...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOD79KK8I5c
So where is Billy Ray? You know my man gonna ride on in with no stress. I wish I didn’t have stress and I KNOW I have been “through all that.” I am sure we gotta wait till 02.02.2020 for this banger commercial. Wanna know why? ‘Cause Cool Ranch and Doritos are a #thirsttrap and I love a good trap teasin’.
However, I AM a Taurus (no patience) so I need my fix:
The nine lives of Old Town Road continues. I am going in on this bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.
Guess who’s gettin’ a metric butt ton of Doritos for February 2.