The Bachelorette Post-Show Hangover – Ep. 3

Has your therapist ever fired you? Hunter’s did. And Clare’s must have. Because this week’s episode was an unmedicated, psychosis-driven dumpster fire. It was as if she would complete one gaslighting mission, retreat to assess the damage, then run back with a fresh can of gasoline to throw on it. How are the men putting up with this??

How are we putting up with this? Oh wait, because we asked for it. That’s right, fellow Americans, we did this. COVID Clare is the manifestation of our collective bad karma. And now, just like the rest of crappy ol’ 2020, we’re going to suffer the consequences as a group until God sees fit to grant us mercy – or Tayshia. (Can we talk about that entrance??) [flame emoji, flame emoji, flame emoji]

Now 3 episodes into The Bachelorette “The Clare Strikes Back,” so much happened in this episode. As is their want, Hunter, Cush, Kerry and the rest of the Scooby Gang took in the madness over a couple of bottles of “Rhianna” wine and a whole mess of Taco Bell. Well, significantly less Taco Bell than they ordered. (You owe us restitution, TB! Where are the Quesoritos?? This is now TWICE. You’re on notice!)

Clare, Yosef, Dale, bro mad. We’re mad. And it’s making us a little nostalgic for past relationships that made us feel the same way. Listen on for that gem, plus some other bonus bits, like:

• What Cush really thinks a late night phone call means
• Kerry’s mean Katherine Hepburn impersonation
• Hunter’s self-actualization after being triggered by Yosef and Clare’s “I know you are, but what am I??” schoolyard throwdown

So, lie down. Find stillness. We’re here to make watching Clare that much easier for you. T-minus one episode and counting to Tayshia time. (We hope.)

Eyeroll Please:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTHTF-wH5aQ