Somehow, some way, Cush has been married for 30 years and raised four daughters. He tells his wife that his insane lifestyle is “his brand.” He tells the rest of the world he’s a “former finely tuned athlete” because of the imaginary golf swings he works in between awkward dance moves.

Cush’s alter ego, “Big Noggie,” is a rap artist, named after the shear mass of his head. His groupies are the “Cush Patrol,” responsible for keeping him from getting arrested. Cush loves being Cush – he’s the life of every party and has Jessica and Hunter to clean up the mess in his wake. Cush can get lost, wander into restricted areas and knock important people over, all with a smile powered by the contents of his Altoids tin and without ever receiving a slap on the wrist. Jessica and Hunter would vote him off the island, if, like the rest of the world, they didn’t find him so darn lovable. Even when his mess – regularly manifested on the studio equipment and fridge – triggers Jessica’s OCD. (Expiration dates are “suggestions.”)

Cush’s drunk name is Cush. Sober name: Jeff. He hates Jeff.

You can catch Cush on “Hunter, Jessica & Cush” weekdays 6 AM to 10 AM on 92.5 Kickin’ Country.